Meeting highlights or lowlights? You decide.

9/9/10 "Where exactly do you grab that?" "I'm ricocheting around in my own head." Penis count: 45+ (the + is for someone's comment about Old Penis'. We figured it was worth extra credit)

So, were you warned that this might not be your grandmother's prim & proper knitting circle?

Since some of us are already grandmothers and most of us had a grandmother or two who didn't fit the accepted definition of "prim" or "proper," the BS Knitters have set our own rules as to what is too crass or crude a topic for discussion in a public setting, namely the Starbucks located in the Blue Springs Target store. The consensus is that NOTHING is off limits unless small children or tape recorders should make their way into our audible zone. And by audible zone, I'm saying anywhere near the store entrance since we are a boisterous group of fiber junkies who are high on caffeine and raspberry swirl bread (and the gods help us if Kellie should touch someone's dairy product!)

For those of you who may have missed a snippet of conversation or are foolish enough to wonder what the heck we were talking about, I'll clue you in to the background of this week's meeting highlights.

"Where exactly do you grab that?" refers to an anatomically incorrect cup coozie pattern found on Ravelry. Not this tastefully done booby coozie http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/booby-coozy, or this adorable sock monkey coozie http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/george---sock-monkey-cup-cozy, or even this penis-shaped chapstick coozie--just what you need to keep your lips from chapping at those outdoor revival meetings. No, this coozie had it all, boobs, pubic hair and a penis. Unfortunately, I can't locate the pattern. I know, your disappointment runs deep, as does mine. Let's just allow our imaginations to run wild with this one, shall we?

"I'm ricocheting around in my own head." flew out of Celia's mouth. Need I say more?

The Weekly Penis Count is just what it sounds like because there's nothing that says knitting like a penis. Unless it's a testes.